Family Lewie Awareness Week
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006I along with many other Americans drive through a work zone every day going to and from work. These messes could have been there for years, as is my case, or just went up a few minutes before you got there. Apparently, the road workers think that no one knows about it. Orange cones, changing traffic patterns, flashing lights, double-fine penalties, traffic barriors, work zone signs, bridge construction and grid-lock traffic has not made anyone aware of this little fact. So to inform the public, they decided to claim a whole week out of each year as “National Work Zone Awareness Week“.
Does anyone besides me see the idiocy in this? This is pointless. Everyone is aware of work zones. It’s on the radio, tv, and watercoolers every day. We all know to be mindful of the surrounding areas for people, barriors, each other, and especially that sudden traffic comming out from the side of the road. Has anyone actually seen this sudden traffic?
I’ve decided to claim next week (the second full week of every April) as Family Lewie Awareness Week, otherwise known as FLAW. I’m going to inform my family of useless things they already knows.
- Don’t wake the Lewie unless it is an emergency
- The Lewie will only get paid every 2 weeks
- Lazy is the Lewie when given the chance.
- The Lewie is a man. Get over it.
Ok, so I can’t make up too many stupid awareness tips on the fly. But hopefully you get my point. NWZAW is useless. It is informing the public of what it already knows. It is a triplication of effort.