Spitting Coffee
So there I was the other day. A new employee was having some difficulty connecting to a database. I confirmed the problem with another coworker and was about to make sure that everything on my end was setup properly. Before I got a chance to leave, a couple more people join us in his cube to make a total of 5.
While one of them was speaking, other other spit out his coffee all over me. He was very apologetic. The managers assistant took the new guy somewhere for paperwork wile the other two cleaned up the desk and I went and dried myself off.
So later at lunch I got a fortune cookie that said I would avoid a bad situation of some kind. At the staff meeting later in the day I sat next to the spitter. People were jokingly surprised and I handed them the fortune station that I was safe.