Five Minutes to Go

Five minutes left! That’s when I noticed that it was almost midnight and that I didn’t blog yet. I had just walked in the door and had some fruit pastries in my hand. So put two and two together and what do you get? Something meaningless to blog about.

Fruit Pastries

Ya!

Anyhow, Angel says that the microwave is ready for me now. I’ll be sure to try and think of something more meaningful to post about tomorrow.

Update

Van Wilder PastrySo I nuked the four pastries for two and a half minutes. In the end, I got to lay on the icing. Once the icing started to melt, creepy thoughts started to go through my head just looking at it. It reminded me of a scene from Van Wilder where a few “special” pastries were delivered to Richards fraternity. My wife and sister in-law had there heads in the sink gagging and laughing at the same time for a half hour.

Fruit Pastries

I got over it and dug in. Yum. Just look at that picture of the box. Those pastries are just full of strawberry “stuff” and loads of cream cheese. The icing is a bright solid white. These things are hollow inside. It looks like someone sprayed a little bit of strawberry jelly on the inside.

Fruit Pastries

It was good, but now it is gone.

2 Responses to “Five Minutes to Go”

  1. Atomic Bombshell Says:

    Need I comment on the milky translucent topping?

  2. Lewie Says:

    I thought I already had …

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