Archive for June, 2005

How to get your sister in law in bed

Sunday, June 19th, 2005


People make some instresting searches late at night. I saw this search in my statistics and found that I came up in sixth place on google when you search for how to get your sister in law in bed. It turns out that the link goes to a rant of mine when too much was going on.

A quick look at my stats shows the keywords that most people are using when comming to my site. here is the list with the most searched keywords at the top:

  1. World of WarCraft Addons
  2. Itallian Chandelier
  3. World of WarCraft Add Ons
  4. World of WarCraft Addiction
  5. Itallian Chandelier Position
  6. Grocery Store Wars
  7. World Of WarCraft Add On
  8. World Of WarCraft Add-Ons
  9. Profile Icons
  10. Groceries Store Wars
  11. Itallian Chandelier Position
  12. DVD-R vs DVD+R
  13. Words Men Use
  14. WarCraft Add Ons
  15. Words that ryme with Orange
  16. Zlad
  17. jpgutils.dll
  18. Lewis Moten
  19. Stopped Up Ear
  20. Race War Kingdoms
  21. 129 IQ
  22. Sideways Movie
  23. World Of Warcraft Installation
  24. Stranger Hood
  25. Ruby Tuesdays

Thank god nothing weird shows up in that list that I don’t talk about. I think the kids playing WarCraft have gone overboard. I hope that they don’t consider me as the #1 resource for information about that.

I wonder what strange search results that other people have seen in there statistics.

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Guaranteed Used Tires

Saturday, June 18th, 2005


Guarenteed Used Tires
Today we took a trip to Guarenteed Used Tires. My sister in-laws significant other needed to get his flat tire fixed. He packed it in the back of my trunk and we took off in search of the business.

Guarenteed Used Tires

(703) 494-0326
13958 Jeff Davis Hwy
Woodbridge, VA 22191
Open Weekdays 8am-8pm; Sat 8am-6pm; Sun 9am-4pm


Moth
While we were waiting, I took a few pictures and uploaded some pictures to my moblog that I had taken in the past. One was of a big moth that my sister in-law pointed out on the way out of the door this morning. I emailed the picture to Angel.

The service took about 20 minutes and they fixed the tire up as good as new used. Kat went back in to the shop and retrieved the black ribbon that kept the tire from leaking on the way back home last night. Brandon got the tire on his car without any problems and is good to go. When we got back, my sister in-law put 4 quarts of oil in my car because the oil light kept comming on a few times during our little trip.

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Late Night Flat

Friday, June 17th, 2005


I wash shopping with my nephew today and called home to see if Angel wanted any other kind of lean pockets since they didn’t have any with cheese burger. She went with broccili and cheese. Angel proceeded to inform me that my sister in-law and her significant other got a flat just down the road from the house.

From there I got in line. Lines were long and open registers were lacking. At one point, I was told that the woman in front of me was the last person to be served. I found another line. A woman who had been further behind me got the manager and was back in line. The manager allowed her and another woman back in line. I was not happy.

It took a while to get up to the register in the second line. I noticed my ice cream was melting. The cashier turned to me and asked a rehtorical question “Don’t these guys know that I’m closed?”. I was shocked. He then told me that I was ok since I had all of my groceries up on the conveyor belt.

So I arrive at home an hour since I spoke to Angel on the phone. The two of us left in search of her sister. We missed the road the first time and turned around. It was hard to read the road signs this late at night and niether of us had our glasses. We found the road and shortly there after found the car with its blinking lights.

They asked for a jack, I brought it out along with my spare tire. Everyone was pleased that I had one. Brandon jacked the car up and the jack fell back. I asked if the emergency brake was on. The answer was “No” and my sister in-law ran to turn it on. Angel looked around and found a brick to put behind the back tire.



Brandon got the car jacked up again and took the tire off. He spent some time trying to get the spare on, but it just wouldn’t fit. The holes were just a little too close to the axel. We put both my spare and his tire in the trunk and went in search of a garage.

Wal-Mart didn’t have a garage and told us to go on over to the 24 hour wal-mart near the mall. We checked out a few gas stations with garages on the way over but none of the garages were open.

When we arrived at the other Wal-Mart, we couldn’t find any tires. I asked if we could buy something to fill the leak from the inside. Brandon mentioned Fix-A-Flat and we both went in search of it. Five minutes later I found him with the can in his hand.

We got back and the two girls were waiting for us. While Brandon put his tire back on the car, I noticed that Angel didn’t have her shoes on. She had left them at the house.

Once the tire was back on, the jack was removed and Brandon inflated the tire with the can of Fix-A-Flat. Angel was amazed that the can was actually inflating the tire with the weight of the car on it. A bunch of the foam came out rite where the stem meets the tire. That was the leak.

Once all of the foam was used, we had a problem. There was plenty of air comming out at the base of the stem. Brandon tried holding it for a few minutes but the sealent wasn’t sealing it.

Angel went into my car and found a black ribbon. Her sister tied the ribbon around the stem and the rim of the tire. Oddly enough it worked. We drove home without any problems.

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Technorati Tagger 3

Friday, June 17th, 2005


It is time once again for another release of Technorati Tagger. This version has a fix for copying HTML when pasting into Firefox browsers. I’ve had problems using the “Compose” mode on Blogger.com’s editor, but now it is fixed up.

Along with the HTML fix, you can now visually see what tags are duplicates. I’ve changed the text box to be Rich-Text Formatted (RTF). All duplicate words are highlighted in red. Also, the tags are now case-insensitive. I personally rely on this feature very much since I just start typing tags like mad.


TechnoratiTaggerIcon
I created a little icon that looks like the technorati comment bubble and a tag over top of it. I hope the Technorati folks don’t mind.

Last, I added a link to my own blog so that everyone can check in on me from time to time. A little shameless promotion never hurt anyone. If you use the tagger utility, please leave a comment on this post. Thanks for your support.


Technorati Tagger 3

Download: SetupTechnoratiTagger3.msi

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The weight is back

Friday, June 17th, 2005


Back in October, I got on a weight loss plan at LA Weight Loss. I was pretty optimistic about it and was happy to see the pounds comming off. My goal was to lose 76 pounds by July 7th.

Well, suffice to say, I am no longer on the plan. I starting having some problems with the staff. Here are the main points that I see that I didn’t like about the plan.

  • Hidden costs - LA Lites, Dietary Supplements, Bloodwork
  • Controlling - Had to show up three times a week
  • Hours of Operation - I was just barely getting in the door before they locked up
  • Alternating Staff - I would have much preferred to see the same person rather then explaining the same story every time
  • Preperation of food - I spent hours measuring, preparing, and cooking food each day.
  • Only 1 goal - The only goal was to reach 200 pounds and lose weight.
  • Expensive - They wanted all the money ($7/week) up front for the entire duration of the plan.
  • Forgetful Protocol - Staff would forget to take blood pressure, measure arms, stomach, chest
  • Left Out - I couldn’t eat with my co-workers due to the places they would eat out
  • Confusion - Never knowing if it was safe to eat things not on the list provided
  • Unfamilliar Foods - most items on the Red Plan were things that I never heard of and couldn’t find.
  • Time - It just took so much time to do the dieting. There is more to it then just eating.
  • Depression - I’m overall a very depressed person in the winter and when finances are low.
  • Expensive food - Meat costs lots of money, and this plan had a lot of meat on it.

I had this steady feeling that I shouldn’t give up. I’m always being challenged by my wife and family that they think I’m going to give up on everything quickly. I kept with it pretty good and lost about 50 pounds. Just as I was going off of it, my Mother In-Law went on it. I think she feels betrayed and I feel guilty about it.

I feel pretty betrayed by the LA Weight Loss people. My primary concern when I first started was the ease of the plan and preperation of foods. I told them that I just needed to be able to nuke something and go. They eased my concerns and told me that it wasn’t a problem. From day one I was cooking on the stove. The microwave was only used at work to reheat my meals.

I went into the doctors office today and I’m up to 270 pounds. Everything that I worked towards was for nothing. You know how bad that makes me feel? It’s not good.

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A few quiz results from Quiz Meme

Thursday, June 16th, 2005


I haven’t done any quizes for a while. To make up for it, I took quite a few quizes offered by Quiz Meme. Most are very simple quizes that just ask for a name. There are plenty more then what I took. Try these out and see how you compare with me.


Quiz Me


Lewis Moten was

a Complicated Burlesque Dancer


in a past life.



Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me


Quiz Me


Angel is my

hot sugar



Get your sweetheart’s pet name @ Quiz Me






discover what candy you are @ quiz me


Quiz Me


Lewis Moten spins tunes as

DJ Toneless Lickz



Get your dj name @ Quiz Me




The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz



Green



You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature.




Find out your color at Quiz Me!






Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

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Welcome Home Lappy!

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005


Lewie With Laptop
So I went into work today and kept busy. I had left for lunch and came back to see a nice black case setting in the spare chair in my cube. I assembled everything and booted it up. Everything was as it should be. The first thing I did was put the volume on mute.

The touch pad and the joystick thing were unbearable to use. I grabbed a spare mouse and a mouse pad that I had laying in my pile of spare accessories. I hate mice, but it was a better answer then using the touch pad.


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I asked the network administrator for a spare network cable and he came over with a bright yellow one. I didn’t have an extra network outlet and I told the administrator not to worry about installing a switch that he suggested. I then realized that a co-workers cube next to mine in the other hall way had a hub. I threw the cable under the partitions and ran around to the other side. There was a few spare ports and I connected it up. I was online!

I ran into a few hurdles with security while setting up my environment, but the network administrator was glad to be of assistance. Oh how good it feels. I’ve been watching TV and working on stuff at the same time tonight.

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Calling Zoom Info

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005


I got an email today from Brian Payea, the Director of Communications at the ZoomInfo search engine.

Hi Lewis,

I am Director of Communications at ZoomInfo. I was searching Google to see how many ZoomInfo summaries they have crawled and came across your summary. I am impressed by how much information you have provided, and would like to ask you some questions. Please let me know if you are available for a quick conversation.



I called him up and told him pretty much what I had already stated on my blog. I found out about it through my XM Radio with an advertisement about ego surfing with ZoomInfo. He was wondering if I put a link on my emails or anywhere and what I expected out of it. My answer was no, I don’t really use it at all. I pretty much test out the newest things out there. If someone can find me through it, then that is great.

It wasn’t a long conversation and I had probably dissapointed him more then anything else. As an end-user who can not see the benefit to using the tool, I don’t advertise it much. My problem with the service when I first used it was the long wait of 24-48 hours before my profile became visible.

To think more about it here are some other problems and suggestions that I could have talked about:

  1. Non-interactive - once you got your basic information there, there isn’t much else you can do with the site.
  1. Is it working? Tell us how many people have seen our profile.
  2. Who is looking? Link to the last 10 people who have viewed our profile.
  3. How is it working? Show us some keywords that people used to find us.
  4. Suggestions - let us add Urls that talk about us.
  • Not a community - You can only see other people who work for the same company.
    1. Let us link to other peoples summaries and support XFN
    1. friendship: friend, aquaintance, contact
    2. physical: met
    3. professional: co-worker, colleague
    4. geographical: co-resident, neighbor
    5. family: child, parent, sibling, spouse, kin
    6. romantic: muse, crush, date, sweetheart
    7. identify: me
  • Provide a dynamic FOAF file that we can link to from the net.
  • Just like they do with companies, they should link to people who have attended the same school or have the same degrees and/or certifications.
  • Static content - although people can change profiles, there is this static feeling about it.
    1. Provide a subscription link to be emailed when ever there is a change to the profile, or new sources are indexed.
  • Lack of fields.
    1. Photograph
    2. Web Page / Blog
    3. RSS /Atom news feed
    4. Interests / Hobbies
    5. An Executive summary of who you are (such as some brief history)
  • Not personal - Service feels like it is used primarily for head hunters
    1. Adding a sense of community will help fix this.
    2. See NNDB for another similar service (tracks noteworthy people)

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    Happily Ever After

    Tuesday, June 14th, 2005



    So a few months back, I had a lot of Laptop Envy building up. Towards the end of the day yesterday, the network administrator came to my cube and asked if I had a moment. I followed him over to his cube and laying on the table was a laptop.

    I was instructed to login so that the machine could build a profile for me. I got a little excited because I knew what this ment. This laptop was mine! After I logged in, he then asked if my managers’ manager had talked to me about it. I replied with a simple “No”.

    As far as software goes, I asked for Microsoft Sql Server such as the MSDE and to install Microsoft Visual Studio .Net 2005. Those two alone should be enough to get me up and running to do some heavy programming at and away from work.

    Today, my managers’ manager stopped by my cube and told me about a laptop that was going to be assigned to me. I told him of my encounter with the Network administrator yesterday. He told me that I really earned it and that I’ve been doing a good job.

    And I lived happily ever after with my laptop … The End.

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    Jackson: Not guilty on all 10 counts

    Monday, June 13th, 2005


    Jackson leaves the court room as a free woman man. I wasn’t sure about it myself, but as I had said before, I hadn’t heard all the witnesses and I’ve mostly been barraged by the medias opinion.

    Well, if I were Mike (and I’m not (not that there is anything wrong with that (on second thought there is))), I wouldn’t be letting children sleeping in his bed anymore. I wouldn’t even let them in his room. He should start making a lot of changes so that can not happen again.

    As far as the prosecution goes, it was crazy. The mother is crazy and a scam artist. There were so many things brought before the court from her past. I wouldn’t be suprised if we find later that she is related to Anna Ayala. The fact that she intentionally taught the alleged victim (her son) how to lie with acting classes shows that she teaching her children to be con artists.

    But with such a bad rap, does that mean that a prey can not become a victim as well? What if her son was telling the truth? How will he get closure from a father figure teaching him about the birds and the bees in one of the worst ways possible? And if Mr. Jackson did in fact do this, why didn’t he just give the kid a video tape instead. Ack! It is just so disgusting to think about it.

    The phrase here is “Beyond a reasonable doubt”. I still have my concerns that some portions of the testimony is true. But the way that the law works here is that there absolutely must not be any reasonable doubt in order to get a conviction. The prosecutor (Thomas W. Sneddon, Jr.)had the burdon of proof. I hear that the mother ruined it for him though.

    I don’t even think that Tom Mesereau thought that they were going to be found not guilty on all charges. It was a tough case to go up against a Mad Dog prosecutor. There was so much conviction against Mike and so many dirty moves within the trial that I thought he was going to be found guilty on at least something.

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