Ok, I was browsing through a few blogs and found a funny post about Colorie burning during intimate activity on DaTaste.com. As I started browsing, I got to a term that stumped me – The Itialian Chandelier Position. I didn’t know what it was. Curiouse that I am, I went an a quest through Google to find the answer.
I did find the answer. The Italian Chandelier Position is similar to the Straight Legged Reverse Cowgirl position. I found an animated illustration of the Itallian Chandelier position using figure drawing mannequins.
I have found a lot of talk about the Chandelier position too. Most of sites that talked about it would only be of people asking what the Chandelier position was about. They were aware that it was risque, but there questions went unanswered. The first answer that I did find was some guy indicating that it was an Italian’s “frank and beans”. I finally broke through and found a site with some real answers. A few people say that it looks like the typical missionary position other then the woman is on top and her chest faces the ceiling. One person has confirmed that the Italian Chandelier position is fucking awsome.
For anyone who wants to see the joke that originaly sparked all of this research, here it is:
- Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
- Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
- Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
- Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
- Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
- The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium.
- Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
- Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
- A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
It’s been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
Removing her clothes With consent 12 Calories Without consent 187 Calories Opening her bra With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 85 Calories Putting on a condom With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 315 Calories Preliminaries Trying to find the clitoris 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot 92 Calories Positions Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 112 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian Chandelier 912 Calories Orgasm Real 112 Calories False 315 Calories Post Orgasm Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories Getting a second erection If you are: 20-29 years old 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-59 years 972 Calories 60-69 years 2916 Calories 70 and over Death Dressing afterwards Calmly 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 3521 Calories
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Hey, the figure drawing mannequins on http://store.yahoo.net/sexualpositions/chanposakait.html are cute…
I’ve always liked this one but didn’t know what it was called until now…Hope that isn’t TMI!
Not at all. I enjoy my imagination when it is inspired. Actually, I spent more time looking up the definition of TMI and slapping my forehead afterwards.
Jezuz!!! I’ve been getting A LOT of hits from your site for th is post!! Why is everyone soooooo interested in this position?? Where are people hearing about it from?? LOL
Driving me nuts!
An email has been going around and this is a term that most people never heard of. It’s only natural to go search the internet for it. Being a blog and the way I worded things, most people come here from google search. Also a few forms have posted a link to my site when asking about it too. It is one of the most active search terms that gets people to my blog.
Yeah, my blog too… although I used to get more searches directly from google, now it’s from your site.
Lewis, can you please take out my link from this post?? It’s driving me crazy that I get soooo many searches and links a day from you that I took out my comment and any other mention of that word from my blog so basically, it won’t be linking to anything!! Thanks! I’d really appreciate if you could do that.