Splenda Bowel Movements
A while back ago, my brother and I had an interesting conversation. I posted part of it on the internet (Color-Wheel Turd Pigments). Today, I saw that someone had found that conversation on my site by searching for Splenda Bowel Movements. Apparently I’m #2 on the list of results at Google.
I sent a message to my brother around lunch time. Here it is about nine hours later and he calls my cell phone asking what is up. At first, he didn’t know what I was talking about until I mentioned the Color Wheel Turd Pigments. During this time, he is washing and cutting up celery and informs me that he is now a vegetarian and that it’s exciting. I would have hung around on the phone with him, but still after five minutes the background sounds of him preparing food is really irritating to my ears. How rude is that?
Oh well. Interesting times …
April 9th, 2005 at 3:32 am
Color-Wheel Turd Pigments? Splenda Bowel Movements? And I thought I had a weird life!
April 9th, 2005 at 5:40 am
mmm, splenda is yummy.
but i used to drink the water out of the swimming pool, so uh…nyaa.
April 9th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
Heh heh. You certainly have some interesting blogs. You and your friend sound like me and my friend!
Just yesterday we were talking about our possible new invention: sushi sandwiches.
April 28th, 2005 at 4:37 am
Sushi Sandwiches! - Now there’s a thought. I wonder how you’d do that. I mean it just wouldnt be proper to put rice and such on some bread. And if you put it in a pita wrap, whats to distinguish it from being a burrito. I guess technically, a burrito is kind of a sushi sandwich.
Suppose you use two pieces of nori, and put a layer of rice between them to form a “slice”. Then, you’d take two of them, and put yet more rice, avacado, cucumber, carrots, and such between them and voila! sushi sandwich. On second thought, that much nori could be rather chewy.