Lewies Blog

I’m a really nice guy. I practically let everyone walk all over me. I am not all that great when it comes to standing up for myself. That is why I needed some tools to form an evil plan of my own.

Objective: World Domination
Motive: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce the chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your opening of the seven seals, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with “Dear God, No!”, and no man, woman, child nor senior will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

I didn’t say it was a good plan.

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