Beer is better then people
If you get a kick out of those battle of the sexes jokes, then I got one for you. I found tons of jokes explaining why beer is better then a man/woman. Here are a few examples:
Why beer is better then a man:
- A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
- A beer does as many chores as a man, with a lot less complaining.
- If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
- A beer helps with the housework.
- A big, fat beer is nice to have.
- A beer won’t even mind if you have another six pack.
Why beer is better then a woman:
- You can enjoy a beer all month long
- A beer is always wet.
- Beer never says no
- Beer doesn’t mind getting dirty
- Beer is never late.
- Beer tastes good.
March 22nd, 2005 at 6:24 am
ROFL! Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 2:50 pm
Beer always goes down smoothly. Heh.
March 22nd, 2005 at 3:48 pm
The one for men is considerably dirtier than the one for women. And that, my friend, is the way it was supposed to be.