Beer is better then people


If you get a kick out of those battle of the sexes jokes, then I got one for you. I found tons of jokes explaining why beer is better then a man/woman. Here are a few examples:

Why beer is better then a man:

  • A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
  • A beer does as many chores as a man, with a lot less complaining.
  • If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
  • A beer helps with the housework.
  • A big, fat beer is nice to have.
  • A beer won’t even mind if you have another six pack.

Why beer is better then a woman:

  • You can enjoy a beer all month long
  • A beer is always wet.
  • Beer never says no
  • Beer doesn’t mind getting dirty
  • Beer is never late.
  • Beer tastes good.

3 Responses to “Beer is better then people”

  1. Aurorealis Says:

    ROFL! Thanks.

  2. golfwidow Says:

    Beer always goes down smoothly. Heh.

  3. John Says:

    The one for men is considerably dirtier than the one for women. And that, my friend, is the way it was supposed to be.

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