Color-Wheel Turd Pigments
Krozy has been concerned over his weight as I have - but he has been doing it on his own without and dieting plans. He has lost just as much weight as I have. “Go Krozy!”.
What is Krozies secret? I’ll tell you. Drink plenty of liquid and cut back on sugar and caffeine. And no Splenda! Apparently, he has found out that Splenda is bad for you and actually does not contain sugar as advertised.
During this conversation, he had a problem. (file under: famous quotes from Krozy)
man, since I’ve been trying to cut caffeine and I’ve been upping my water intake, I’ve been peeing a lot less frequently. on the flip-side, I’ve had to take a dump more often. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.
I replied that my own dieting plan keeps asking me when my last bowel movement was. Its actually good to have BMs quite often because that is just some confirmation that you are losing something. Don’t be worried unless it is black. Black means that you may have internal bleeding.
“Ok Cartman, show us the pigment of your turds on the color wheel”
My brother made that line up, but it is the kind of thing that wouldn’t surprise me to see in an episode of the cartoon - South Park. However, we both agreed that South Park doesn’t do much about feces anymore except for Mr. Hanky, the Christmas pooh.
Three BMs a day isn’t so bad as he thought and did not merit worry. He found some information to his own question on the internet as well.
Normal for one person might be three bowel movements a day, and normal for another might be three bowel movements a week. If your bowel movements fit somewhere in that range, then you’re on a normal schedule.
Krozy then went on to say:
Foods without, like fatty, and greasy foods, as well as sugary foods make you crap less often and make you constipated
February 25th, 2005 at 4:55 am
It’s hard work. Being a president is hard work.