I made dinner for my wife and sister in-law tonight. Lasagna hamburger helper. They ate half of it and the rest stayed in the pan tempting, calling my name. If you listen real close, you can even hear it yourself … “Lewie …. Lewie … Eat me … ….”
Did I cave in? Did I dare go astray from my plan? No, I was strong and proud of it. I got out some chicken, brussel sprouts, and some okra. I cooked it up and ate it … slowly. Now I was an okra virgin; ‘never tried the stuff. I didn’t know what it was.
I was passing by the frozen food section and was feeling like getting something different other then broccli and couliflour. Brussel sprouts was an easy pick. I like them. However, I hadn’t seen okra before. It was a green vegetable and I saw it on my list. Only a buck fourty nine with my safeway club card - oh yea.
Well, after cooking the okra, there seems to be this … this um, ectoplasm. Have you ever seen snails with that sticky stuff? If you touch them and pull your hand away, this fine line of clear sticky stuff is hooked between them and your finger. Okra is pretty much the same way. I would just close my eyes and try not to think about the ooze against my tongue and throat. I failed, but I still continued.
I made it through dinner tonight. Dipping the okra in mayonaise helped a bit. I mix my 1 tbsp of mayo with 1/4 tsp of mortons light salt. It’s required of me to take some fat and salt each day anyway. I just keep getting this image in my head that okra would be great if it was smothered in melted cheese.
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