The future has gone too far
I don’t know if you guys have heard of this or not. But you can buy a toilet that spits water at your behind. It will also send warm heat your way to dry off. Better yet, it also has an air purifier. Toilet paper will soon be a thing of the past (just like the 3 shells).
With its pulsating action, I’m confused weather this is simply a toilet, or a new form of adult entertainment. These things even have a remote control. Honestly, who ever heard of a toilet with a remote control? You are sitting rite there! It’s not like you have to get up to turn on the TV.
For maximum comfort, your Washlet uses a streamlined wand that extends to provide a soothing warm flow of aerated water for complete cleansing. What’s more, the Washlet offers a wide array of innovative features. There’s a soothing warm air dryer. For additional comfort, a heated seat. We even took your olfactory senses into consideration by including an air purifier. And the nozzle automatically self cleans before and after each use. Of course, Washlets are designed for both men and women of all ages.
Tags: Washlet, Toilet, Wand, Flow, Aerated, Water, Aerated Water, Clensing, Air Purifier, Olfactory, Nozzle, Spit, Toilet Paper, 3 Shells, Pulsating Action, Adult Entertainment, Remote Control, TV