Archive for September, 2004

My life as a Sim

Thursday, September 30th, 2004


ok, since I got home late, All I really got to do was eat some burritos and play the sims 2. So it shouldn’t suprise you that I’m going to blog what happened today in my other life.

I created a new family of my wife Angel, my sister in-law Catlynn, and Me … Lewie. My wifes asperations is to meet a lot of people and be friends. My sister in-laws asperations are romance. My asperations are logical. We all moved into a new house and I almost blew what little I had left on some basic furniture around the house. I looked in the news paper for a job, but nothing interested me. Angel got a job as a paramedic. Catlynn didn’t bother as she already heard from the others what jobs were available and she was holding out to be a slacker.

Angel left for work the next day. I got the paper and tipped the boy $1. I found a job as a scientific experiment guinie pig. Catlynn found the job she was looking for as a golf caddy in the slacker field and had to go rite away. As soon as she got back, she fell to the ground and started sleeping. Tough day I guess.

Angel came home with some money and sat down at the table where I was eating. I got up and farted in her direction. As I waved the gasses towards her she started complaining about it, but then she came over and kissed me. We went to bed and snuggled.

Catlynn got up and tried cooking a meal, but the microwave caught fire. She tried putting it out for about 30 minutes and eventually callled the fire department. She then ran into the bathroom and started taking a shower while she waited for the fire department. The fireman came and figured he would leave since it appeared that no one was home. Catlynn got out of the shower and went back to bed. She later woke up to the sound of flies on her tv dinner in the microwave. Still … she took it out and ate it. Ugh!

Later that night Angel decided to throw a party. About 8 people showed up and drank and danced the night away, but they were totally bored. Apparently, Angel was too busy trying to be friends with Nina and wouldn’t talk to anyone else. Well, she realized the party was a bummer and started wanting to buy things to spice up the party. Hot tub, electronic gadgets, plasma tv, and a dart board. Hmm… all she needed to do was talk to everyone. I don’t know why she thinks she needs all these toys.

Well … that was the short version of what happened to me today in my new game “The Sims 2″. Of course, none of us act like this, but it is funny just to recap about what when on in the game.

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Purchased Sims 2 Game

Wednesday, September 29th, 2004



Ok, so Cassandra and I went out to Wal-Mart to pick up a few supplies and we ran into a friend of hers. His girl friend picked up a game “Sims 2″. I had my eye on this game for a while and the girlfriend answered a few questions I had. So I got it. Well – its 1:30, so I’m going to go to sleep and let Angel play for a while. By the way – the link to my “Sims” blog is http://thesims2.ea.com/mysimpage/mysimpage.php?user_id=383753

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Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Tuesday, September 28th, 2004


Ever get spam? Of course you have! Now there is a survey that asks you a few questions, and determines the best type of spammer you could be.


You are Musa Ibrahim.  YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING.  YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS.

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

You are Musa Ibrahim.

YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING. YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS.

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Build Portal Solutions with DotNetNuke

Tuesday, September 28th, 2004

Build Portal Solutions with DotNetNuke

Going to a meeting about DotNetNuke tonight.

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Twilight

Tuesday, September 28th, 2004


I was over at my usual spots Arsenal, Wtf? today. One of the team bloggers, “Thick Thighs and Brown Eyes” made a clarification referencing an audio link to one of her poems. As I listened, it reminded me a lot about Angel. How she was, how she can be. I love you Angel – you better go read this poem or just listen to it before she takes it down.

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Thoughts on Google Zeitgeist

Monday, September 27th, 2004


Anyone ever hear of the Ryder Cup Matches? Well – it is a sport dealing with golf. You hit a ball towards a tiny hole and hope to get it there within the least amount of shots possible. This reminds me of Rat Hocket. Except instead of swinging at a golf ball, you swing a rat in the air towards the center of a few trees. I think Rat Hocket is much more entertaining then Golfing. You can’t do anything with the Ryder Cup anyway. It’s not like you can drink out of it. The Ryder Cup would just sit there in a trophy case. Any sport where an 90 year old man can beat me down pretty bad shouldn’t be considered a sport.

Anyone seen Survivor on CBS lately? I watched the first survivor on CBS when it first came out. It was a pretty tough compitition and I was just addicted. However, I can’t stand any of the survivor shows since then. CBS seems to be doing a lot of reality tv and I’m kind of sick of it. We all know what survivor is about. There isn’t anything new about it. It’s just another reality tv show – no matter where CBS wants to cast it or who is on it. Even the women haven’t really been grabbing my attention. They complain a lot and are always building up against these guy teams. I don’t want to watch women complain about guys.

Speaking of women, have you seen any Miss America shows? It turns out that they even have ther own magazine now. Ok – so if you’re ready to be anorexic and shallow, then go ahead and get a subscription. You’ll learn what it takes to be Miss America – and remember; there can only be one Miss America. If you don’t win, then you are probably a communist. Ha! I wonder who Miss America is going to vote for at this years presidential elections.

Speaking of presidential elections, that reminds me of Florida. Have you seen the news about all of those hurricanes hitting them? My mom lives down there where Hurricane Jeanne might come through. A lot of hurricanes have been comming through there. I haven’t talked to mom in a few years. Maybe I’ll send her a letter asking how she is doing. Hurricane Jeanne has been hitting the bahamas pretty badly. Doesn’t look good.

I heard Britney Spears got married for real this time. Oh Joy! Although I enjoyed her last album, I’m not going crazy. Britney Spears has some issues – but it’s not like I’m perfect either. I heard a lot of clothing industries are losing money with Britneys clothes. Apparently, a lot of working-class women don’t want to dress like white trash. Go Figure!

Does anyone actually watch the emmy awards? This show is lame. They should just hold this contest without television cameras. Who wants to watch that junk? I know I’m not going to win. I don’t know anyone personally or a friend-of-a-friend who has been nominated. So why would I watch the emmy awards?

Anyone hear about Eugene Armstrongs beheading? I’m sick of all of these terrorist expecting us to fulfill there demands. They should have figured it out by now that the USA isn’t going to do jack about them. Sure … they get publicity, but that is all they get. I wish the media would just stop reporting about this stuff. Wait … I am the media. Still, I don’t want to hear about another Eugene Armstrong. We all know what will happen. We already saw the movie … oops, I mean news. These terrorists are just a bunch of copy-cats. “Oh, that terrorist group didn’t get what they wanted – I think I’ll try the same thing. I’m sure USA will give me what I want.”. Stupid Terrorists.

I was looking at Rosh Hashanah and it seems that it is the Jewish new year. In september… It is just like our New Year with us making resolutions to be better at things. I’m not in Judaism, but since it was in the Google Zeitgeist, I looked it up to see what it was.

Dang – Zeitgeist had Johnny Ramone as a keyword in 9th place. I listened to him a lot in college. He just died. I remember watching some of the ramones videos in the 80’s (I was in middle school then), and just in awe with the computer graphics. Ok, by todays standards, they are not computer graphics at all. But hey, some of that stuff was so “out of this world” that it was just … awesome. It’s pretty sad that Johnny Ramone is gone. I don’t follow news of musicians much, but he seemed like a pretty cool guy.

Last but not least – New Orleans. I’d like to go to the Mardi Gra celebration of of these days. From the commercials on tv, a lot of girls go wild. Heh, just a joke. I have a necklace that one of my past co-workers gave me after she went to New Orleans. It is silver with a few stars around it. I have it hanging off of one of the shelves in my room. My neice likes to try to get it, but I wont let her have it. She breaks a lot of my stuff.

Well, those are my thoughts on the latest google zeigest.

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Pledge to have sex with voters

Monday, September 27th, 2004





I pledge to have sex with voters. And nobody else. Heh … interesting way to get people to vote. I’ll make an exception this year for my wife. We are still getting trying to let the government know who she is. hehe.

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Global Employee Skills Assesment

Monday, September 27th, 2004


Oh my god. I’ve been spending the past two hours going through a very slow system that all employees need to fill out. Basically, I had to go through tons of categories to determine what skills I bring to the company. Now that I finished, I have to state my knowledge of each skill. I’m not looking forward to it. here are my skills:

  1. .NET Application Design
  2. .NET Application Development
  3. .NET Application Testing
  4. .NET Architecture Assessment
  5. .NET Architecture Development
  6. .NET Framework
  7. 10BaseT
  8. 3D Studio MAX Animation SW: Use
  9. 3D STUDIO R4 Software: Use
  10. Acquisition for SW Development Knowledge
  11. Active Matrix LCD (Liquid Crystal Display): Know
  12. Active Server Pages (ASP)
  13. Active Server Pages .Net (ASP.Net)
  14. ActiveX Controls: Develop
  15. ActiveX Data Objects.Net (ADO.Net)
  16. Additional (Secondary) Indexes
  17. Administering Firewalls for Network Security
  18. Administering Windows 3.x OS
  19. Administering Windows 95 OS
  20. Administering Windows 98 OS
  21. ADO – Active X Data Objects
  22. Adobe Illustrator 7.0 Graphics SW: Use
  23. Adobe Photoshop 3.0 Graphics SW: Use
  24. Adobe Photoshop 4.0: Web Graphics SW: Use
  25. Adobe Photoshop 5.0 Graphics SW: Use
  26. Adobe Photoshop 5.5 Graphics SW: Use
  27. Algebra: Knowledge
  28. Algorithm Complexity: Knowledge
  29. Apache SW: Install/Administer
  30. Application Architecture Design Patterns
  31. Application SW Configuration & Support
  32. Arithmetical Analysis
  33. AutoCAD
  34. Backup & Recovery Design and Scheduling
  35. Balance Perf with Function during IT Design Phase
  36. Basic Data Architecture Knowledge
  37. BASIC Programming
  38. Batch Systems: Execute
  39. BlackICE Defender: Configure/Use
  40. Broadband Cables: Knowledge
  41. Business Objects For Applications Development
  42. C Shell Programming
  43. C#
  44. C++ Programming
  45. Cabling Standards: Knowledge
  46. Cakewalk Pro 3.0 Audio Editing SW: Use
  47. CASE Systems: Knowledge
  48. CD-R / CD-RW Drives: Knowledge
  49. CD-ROM Drives: Knowledge
  50. Claris Home Page 2.0
  51. Claris Home Page for Win 95/NT ver 1
  52. Cleanroom Methods: Knowledge
  53. Clearquest
  54. Client/Server Architecture: Know
  55. Client/Server Technology: Know
  56. Coding Theory: Knowledge
  57. Communicate with Remote Systems
  58. Component Object Models (COM) SW Arch: Apply
  59. Compression Methods: Knowledge
  60. Computer Architecture: Knowledge
  61. Computer Back-up Tape Drives: Know
  62. Computer Graphics Design: Know
  63. Computer Logic: Knowledge
  64. Computer Memory: Install/Maintain
  65. Computer Operations Management
  66. Computer-Aided Design (CAD) Know
  67. Conceptual Data Modeling
  68. Conduct Application Analysis
  69. Construct SW Requirements Prototypes
  70. CRTs (Cathode Ray Tubes): Know
  71. Crystal Reports SW: Configure/Administer
  72. Data Analysis
  73. Data Design
  74. Data Dictionaries: Creating
  75. Data Flow Diagrams: Creating
  76. Data Integrity: Knowledge
  77. Data Load Design
  78. Data Management
  79. Data Migration: Knowledge
  80. Data Mining
  81. Data Mining Systems Development
  82. Data Modeling
  83. Data Modeling for Databases
  84. Data Profiling
  85. Data Quality
  86. Data Security: Knowledge
  87. Data Structures: Knowledge
  88. Data Transformation Services (DTS)
  89. Data Transmission Error Detection & Correct: Know
  90. Database Design
  91. Database Design and Development
  92. Database Design: Physical
  93. Database Management
  94. Database Programming: Knowledge
  95. Database Table Normalization
  96. DB Administration: Provide Operational Support
  97. dBASE III+
  98. dBASE IV
  99. Debug Using Emulation Software
  100. Define How/What Gets Exposed as Business Services
  101. Denormalization
  102. Designing for Performance
  103. Determining System Design Requirements – General
  104. Develop Batch Processing Systems
  105. Development Database Administration
  106. DHTML Programming: Cascading Style Sheets (CSS)
  107. Disk Imaging Software: Use
  108. Distributed Computing Environment (DCE): Know
  109. Distributed Processing: Know
  110. Document SW Design Patterns
  111. Domain Name System/Service (DNS): Know
  112. Dvorak Keyboard: Knowledge
  113. Dynamic Link Library (DLL): Know
  114. Dynamic Linked Library (DLL) Programming
  115. Earthtime Clock Synchronization SW: Use
  116. EIDE/IDE Disk Drives: Knowledge
  117. Emacs/Vi
  118. Email Application SW: Administer
  119. Embedded SQL (ESQL/C) Programming
  120. Encoding Methods: Knowledge
  121. Encryption Knowledge
  122. English – (Trained)
  123. Enterprise Servers
  124. Entity Relationship Diagrams
  125. ERwin
  126. Establish Communication Models & Prototypes
  127. Establish Security Features
  128. Ethernet Networks
  129. eXtended HyperText Markup Language (XHTML)
  130. Extensible Stylesheet Language (XSL)
  131. Extranets: Knowledge
  132. File Transfer Protocol (FTP): Know
  133. Flatbed Scanners: Knowledge
  134. Floppy Disk Drives: Knowledge
  135. Flow Chart Creation
  136. Functional Requirement Definition Tool Usage
  137. Game Theory: Knowledge
  138. Geometry: Knowledge
  139. Gopher Protocol Servers: Know
  140. Graphical Device Interface (GDI): Know
  141. Graphical User Interface (GUI) Design
  142. Graphics Cards: Knowledge
  143. GroupWise: Use
  144. Hypertext Markup Language (HTML)
  145. HyperText Transfer Protocol (HTTP): Know
  146. IBM DOS
  147. IEEE 802.11: Wireless Networking
  148. Implementation of Software
  149. Improve SW Performance during Development Phase
  150. Information Analysis
  151. Information Flow Design
  152. Information Mapping
  153. Information Modeling
  154. Intel Desktop HW Product: Install/Administer
  155. Intel Pentium Pro & Compatibles: Know
  156. Internet Protocol (IP): Know
  157. Internets Architecture: Knowledge
  158. InterScan VirusWall for Lotus Notes: Use
  159. Intranets: Knowledge
  160. IPv6
  161. JavaScript Programming: Client-Side Scripting
  162. JavaScript Programming: Object Model
  163. JScript Programming
  164. Kai’s Power Goo Graphics SW: Use
  165. Kai’s Power Tools Graphics SW: Use
  166. Kernels & OS: Know
  167. Know How Transactions are Enforced by App Servers
  168. Knowledge Mapping
  169. Knowledge of Business Process Management
  170. Knowledge of Industry Standard Products
  171. Knowledge of Web Services
  172. LAN Media & Components: Know
  173. LAN Topologies & Techniques: Know
  174. Language Translators: Use
  175. Linux Operating Systems
  176. Logical to Physical Transformation
  177. Lotus Notes Mail: Use
  178. Lotus Notes: Use
  179. Macintosh Operating Systems: Use
  180. Macromedia ColdFusion/Studio
  181. Macromedia Fireworks Graphics SW
  182. Macromedia Flash Animation SW: Use
  183. Macromedia HomeSite
  184. MathCAD
  185. Mathematical Logic
  186. McAfee Anti-Virus Software: Use
  187. Measure Software Performance
  188. Memory Storage Devices: Install/Maintain
  189. Metadata Management
  190. Microprocessors (Intel): Know
  191. Microsoft .NET Develop & OO Principles
  192. Microsoft Access 2000
  193. Microsoft Excel: Use
  194. Microsoft Exchange 4.0: Use
  195. Microsoft Exchange 5.0: Use
  196. Microsoft FrontPage 2000
  197. Microsoft FrontPage 97
  198. Microsoft FrontPage 98
  199. Microsoft Internet Explorer: Use
  200. Microsoft Outlook Software: Use
  201. Microsoft Project Software: Use
  202. Microsoft Proxy Server 2.0
  203. Microsoft SQL Notification Services
  204. Microsoft Visual InterDev 6.0
  205. Microsoft Visual Studio 6.0
  206. Microsoft Win32 API’s
  207. Microsoft Windows: Use
  208. Microsoft Word: Use
  209. ModelMart Model Management System
  210. Modem Cards: Knowledge
  211. Modems: Knowledge
  212. Monitor Backup Procedures
  213. Mosaic Browser Software: Use
  214. Motherboards (IBM, PC): Know
  215. MS Access
  216. MS Access 2000 DBMS: Configure/Use
  217. MS Access DBMS: Install/Administer
  218. MS DOS 6.2 OS: Install/Configure
  219. MS Excel
  220. MS Exchange
  221. MS Exchange 2000 Server: Install/Administer
  222. MS Exchange Client & Exchange Server: Use
  223. MS Exchange Server 5.5: Configure
  224. MS Exchange Server Enterprise Ed: Install/Admin
  225. MS Exchange Servers
  226. MS Frontpage
  227. MS IE 5.0: Install/Administer
  228. MS Internet Information Server (IIS) 3.0
  229. MS Internet Information Server (IIS) 4.0
  230. MS Internet Information Server (IIS) 5.0
  231. MS Mail SW: Install/Configure
  232. MS Message Queue Servers (MSMQ)
  233. MS Money Accounting SW: Use
  234. MS Office 2000 Solutions Development
  235. MS Office 2000: Developing Excel Applications
  236. MS Outlook
  237. MS Outlook SW: Install/Configure
  238. MS PowerPoint
  239. MS PowerPoint Presentation Creation SW: Use
  240. MS Project
  241. MS Site Server: Install/Administer
  242. MS Solutions: Phys Design & User Interface: Know
  243. MS SQL Server 2000: Install/Administer
  244. MS SQL Server 7.0 Data Access/Replic/Mgmt: Perform
  245. MS SQL Server 7.0 DB Backup Techniques: Use
  246. MS SQL Server 7.0 DB: Implement
  247. MS SQL Server 7.0 System Administration
  248. MS SQL Server OLAP Services
  249. MS VB 3.0: Programming with Visual Basic (VB)
  250. MS Visual Basic 4
  251. MS Visual Basic 5.0 and ActiveX
  252. MS Visual Basic 6.0
  253. MS Visual InterDev: Server & DB Programming
  254. MS Visual InterDev: Web Development
  255. MS Visual SourceSafe
  256. MS Visual Studio .NET
  257. MS Windows 2000 Architecture: Know
  258. MS Windows 2000: Configuration
  259. MS Windows 95 Architecture: Know
  260. MS Windows 98 Architecture: Know
  261. MS Windows Architecture: Designing Solutions: Know
  262. MS Windows Architecture: Implemntg Solutions: Know
  263. MS Windows Architecture: Tool Use & Methods: Know
  264. MS Windows Component Technologies: Know
  265. MS Windows Database Technologies: Know
  266. MS Windows for Workgroups: Install/Configure
  267. MS Windows User Interface: Know
  268. MS Windows Web Technologies: Know
  269. MS WinNT 4.0 Workstations: Install/Administer
  270. MS WinNT Architecture: Know
  271. MS Word
  272. MS Works 2000 Application: Use
  273. MS-DOS Operating System: Use
  274. MS-DOS Operating Systems
  275. MS’s Foundation Class (MFC)
  276. Multitasking Design
  277. MySQL
  278. NetMeeting
  279. Netscape Communicator 4.0: Install/Administer
  280. Netscape Communicator: Use
  281. Network Cards: Knowledge
  282. Network Gateways: Install/Maintain
  283. Network Infrastructure
  284. Network Protocols and Standards
  285. Network Routers: Install/Maintain
  286. Network Security Knowledge (Architecture)
  287. Network Troubleshooting
  288. Network-Centric Computing: Know
  289. Networking & Data Communications: Knowledge
  290. Neural Networks
  291. Norton AntiVirus Software: Use
  292. Norton Ghost: Use
  293. Norton Internet Security: Configure/Use
  294. Norton PCAnywhere Remote Access SW: Administer
  295. Norton Utilities for Windows/DOS: Use
  296. N-Tier Technology & Architecture: Know
  297. ODBC (Open DataBase Connectivity)
  298. Office Equipment: Use
  299. OLE Programming
  300. OmniPage Pro Scanning SW: Use
  301. Online Services: Use
  302. OO Analysis: Objects & Classes
  303. OO Analysis: Problem Analysis
  304. OO Design: System & Object Design
  305. Oracle 8: Network Administration
  306. Oracle Databases, Relational
  307. ORDBMS: Mechanism Knowledge & Implementation: Know
  308. OS Security Knowledge
  309. Paint Shop Pro Graphics SW: Use
  310. Participate in Use Case Creation
  311. Partition Client & Server Services
  312. Partition Presentation, Bus & Data Access Layers
  313. Partition Web, Application, and Data Services
  314. Partitioning
  315. PartitionMagic: Use
  316. Pascal Programming
  317. Passport
  318. Passport SW: Install/Administer
  319. PC-cillin 95 Software: Use
  320. Pentium & Compatibles: Know
  321. Performance Analysis During Development Phase
  322. PERL 5 Programming
  323. PERL Web Programming
  324. PerlScript Programming
  325. Personal Computers & Workstations: Install/Maint
  326. PHP (Hypertest Preprocessor)
  327. PKZIP Data Compression Software
  328. PL/SQL Programming
  329. Platform Infrastructure
  330. Plotters: Knowledge
  331. Plumtree Software
  332. Primary Key and Index
  333. Principles of the SW Development Processes
  334. Printer Maintenance: Provide Support
  335. Printers: Install and Maintain
  336. Printers: Knowledge
  337. Privacy Policy Knowledge
  338. Procomm Plus for DOS Communication SW: Ins/Config
  339. Program Design for DBMS Systems
  340. Program Stored Procedures
  341. Provide Technical Support for HW & SW Problems
  342. QBasic Programming
  343. QModemPro Communication & Telnet SW: Ins/Config
  344. QModemPro for DOS Communication SW: Install/Config
  345. QuarkXpress: Use
  346. QWERTY Keyboard: Knowledge
  347. Regular Expressions
  348. Relational Database Principles: Know
  349. Relational DB Product: Design/Develop
  350. Retrieving Information
  351. SCSI Hard Drives: Knowledge
  352. Security
  353. Security Infrastructure
  354. Server/Disk Configuration
  355. SGML Programming
  356. Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (SMTP): Know
  357. Simple Object Access Protocol (SOAP)
  358. Sniffer Network Analyzer: Use
  359. Software Function Modeling
  360. Software Installation
  361. Software Process Modeling
  362. Software Unit Testing
  363. Software: Generate Test Case
  364. Sonic Foundry Acid Pro
  365. Sound Cards: Knowledge
  366. SQL
  367. SQL – Best Practices
  368. SQL (Physical Design)
  369. SQL Server
  370. SSI Programming
  371. Structured Analysis and Design
  372. SW Design Using SOAP
  373. SW Design Using WSDL/UDDI
  374. SW Maintenance: Post Release
  375. SW System Testing: Develop & Execute
  376. SW: Black Box Testing: Perform
  377. SW: Box Integration Testing: Develop & Execute
  378. Systems Migration: Knowledge
  379. Table Design
  380. Tech Prod Eval: Technical Evaluation
  381. Tech R&D: Experimentation of New Technologies
  382. Tech R&D: Proof of Concept
  383. Technical Research & Development – General
  384. Teleconferencing SW Product: Use
  385. Telix Communication SW: Install/Configure
  386. Testing: Capture and Playback
  387. Testing: Date Manipulation
  388. Testing: Defect Tracking
  389. Testing: Requirements Development
  390. Testing: Stress/Volume Capacity
  391. Token Ring Networks: Knowledge
  392. Transact-SQL Programming
  393. Trigger Procedures
  394. Triggers and Stored Procedures
  395. Turbo Pascal for DOS/Windows
  396. TurboCAD 2D/3D
  397. Understand ACID Transaction Requirements
  398. Understand Browser Side Technologies
  399. Understand HTTP, SSL
  400. Understand Scripting Languages
  401. Understand the Role and Function of a Web Server
  402. Understand Web Layer’s Interaction with Back-end
  403. UNIX Operating System: Use
  404. Use Microsoft .NET Technologies
  405. Use Microsoft COM+ Platform
  406. Use Simple Object Access Protocol (SOAP)
  407. Use Web Services Description Language (WSDL)
  408. User Interface Layout: Knowledge
  409. Using Intranets
  410. Utilize RoboHelp
  411. VBScript Programming
  412. Virtual Local Area Networks (VLAN): Know
  413. Visio Flow Charting & Diagramming SW: Use
  414. Visual Basic (VB) SW: Install/Administer
  415. Visual Basic Programming
  416. Visual Basic.Net (VB.Net)
  417. Visual C++ Enterprise for Windows
  418. WAN Access Technology: Know
  419. Web & Database Integration: Know
  420. Web Application User Interface (UI) Design
  421. Web Master
  422. Web Publishing: Knowledge
  423. Web Services Application Design
  424. Web Services Application Development
  425. Web Services Application Testing
  426. Web Services Architecture Assessment
  427. Web Services Architecture Development
  428. Web Services Description Language (WSDL)
  429. Web Site Navigation & Information Design
  430. Web Software Development Kits
  431. Web SW Development Kits: Install/Administer
  432. Web Translator: Use
  433. WebTrends’ Enterprise Suite
  434. WebTrends’ Professional Suite
  435. Wincomm Pro Communication SW: Install/Configure
  436. Windows 95/98/XP OS
  437. Windows CE Operating Systems
  438. Windows CE OS: Install/Configure
  439. Windows ME
  440. Windows NT Operating Systems
  441. WINZIP Data Compression Software
  442. Wireless LANs: Knowledge
  443. Wireless Networks: Knowledge
  444. Wireless Technology: Know
  445. Wireless/Mobile Infrastructure
  446. Wirless: Knowledge
  447. WML (Wireless Markup Language) Programming
  448. WordPad: Use
  449. Writing SW Requirement Specifications
  450. WS_FTP: Use
  451. X Windows Operating Systems
  452. XML Authoring
  453. XML Web Services
  454. Zone Alarm Pro: Configure/Use

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Rewarded with Apple Pie

Monday, September 27th, 2004


I came into work this morning and Engin had left two slices of apple pie on my desk. Her mother had cooked it and it was great!

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Celebrity Fight Club

Monday, September 27th, 2004





Think you got what it takes? Then put your dukes up and make your way down to the Celebrity Fight Club! I went all the way to the top and kicked Arnalds ass! You can fight people such as Sylvester Stallone, David Hasselhoff, and Mr. Diddy. Next time they’ll have to add more tougher opponents like “The Rock” or Martha Stewartt.

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